St Andrew’s Church, Oxshott

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CAPTION COMPETITION

Welcome to our caption competition page, this is time to astound us with your wit. The prize for top enteries being the esteem you receive knowing that you are funnier than the other users of this website.

Please complete your entry here, it may take a couple of days for entries to be published.

1. Three hamsters eat toxic marshmallows and transformed into "Teenage Mutant Hero Hamsters". Lets hope they find a "Splinter". Who needs ninja skills when you can get that much in your mouth!! (Simon)

2. The Three Wise Men got peckish and devoured the Myrrh in one go. (Andrew).

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Previous Entries

TOP 3 ENTRIES

1. Unfashionable Christian accused of wearing tank top (Andrew).

2. The secret of the Apostle Paul's extensive missionary journeys is finally
uncovered by archaeologists (Alistair)

3. The modern church finally understands Ephesians 6:10-17 (Pippa)

OTHER ENTRIES INCLUDE

- The Church prepares for Shariah law introduction (Chris)

- The meaning of muscular Christianity becomes slightly distorted (Paul)

- The MOD takes a step towards its statement to provide mobile facilities for all
with strong religious views (Jon)

- Abandoned cars in Church car park, I can handle, but abandoned Churches
parked on cars...! (Gavin)

- Is this what is meant in the Book of Common Prayer by the 'Church militant?'
(Valerie)

- When is a church not a church? When it is a tank! (Luke)

- Allied forces use the latest hearts and minds campaign to appear welcoming
and friendly to the locals... (Simon)

THE WINNING ENTRY IS:

- Father Michael and John had been told by the youth that they were over the
hill so they tried to make the quickest decent they could! (Vicky).

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